Alohomora

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters


"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go"
Matthew Gray Gubler  (via jeeeplife)

"People say to you, ‘you’ve changed’, or something like that, well, I hope, for the sake of God that you have changed, because I don’t want to be the same person all my life. I want to be growing, I want to be expanding. I want to be changing. Because animate things change, inanimate things don’t change. Dead things don’t change. And the heart should be alive, it should be changing, it should be moving, it should be growing, its knowledge should be expanding."
— Shaykh Hamza Yusuf   (via to-nothingness)


antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here


azkopitar:

pick a player: from team #3 (washington capitals - braden holtby. second photo credit [x])



isengard:

"Captain Jonathan Toews led the team, all the way, for the second time."

bonus:


estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.


  • me after 15 seconds of studying: i just cant do this anymore


mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be like “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% ok if you just go into my inbox and go “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 




monalisasnmadhatters:

i will never, ever not reblog this. 

monalisasnmadhatters:

i will never, ever not reblog this.