Alohomora

midnightbex:

Patrick Kane as ‘The Private Dick’ during Second City’s Improv night at the 2014 Blackhawks Convention.

This is only a partial of the skit, but at least you can see where all the dick jokes are coming from. (And sorry for the terrible quality, laughing doesn’t make for stable iphone camera work!)


tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

posted 1 day ago via torigates · © xbox420 with 342,849 notes

amsterdamnedd:

hannigramlecter:

amsterdamnedd:

sometimes i hate dutch stereotypes but a man on wooden shoes just walked past me in literally the middle of the fucking city

Well I’ll be amsterdamned

*whispers* how dare u


the-destroia:

what the tits are these

Ugly Christmas sweaters. Hockey style.

the-destroia:

what the tits are these

Ugly Christmas sweaters. Hockey style.


doctornerdington:

babbyajumma:

msavignon:

He really gets me, you guys.

literally my entire “work day”

Yes. Yes. This was my day today. Sigh.

doctornerdington:

babbyajumma:

msavignon:

He really gets me, you guys.

literally my entire “work day”

Yes. Yes. This was my day today. Sigh.


morita:

I’ve been writing music most of my life. Songs have always been the place where I’ve sorted out the events of day. If you trace these songs back far enough they tell a story of where I’ve been and what I’ve seen along the way. That said, most people don’t have the time to sort through the hundreds of songs that have collected in the wake of my 20 plus years behind a piano, and that’s why I love “Cecilia and the Satellite”. As a song it encapsulate so much living against the back drop of a new life. Cecilia was written with the knowledge that my wife and I would soon meet our first child. With the hope of avoiding territory this type of song often treads, I tried to create a road map of the life I had lived leading up to that moment. One my daughter might look back on some day. A strange life of constant motion, spent traveling in the pursuit of music. A life I’ve nearly lost on more than one occasion and one which I am thankful for, now more than ever. Deep down this song is about more than me and where I’ve been, it’s about more than my daughter and what I want for her. It’s about being proud of where you come from and wanting the most for the people you share your world with.

Keep an eye out for tour dates on Monday!

LYRICS
I’ve locked myself in a hotel room
Then waited all night for the walls to move
I’ve loved some girls that I barely knew
I’ve made some friends, and I’ve lost some too

Crashed my car, I was seventeen
My mother in the seat riding next to me
The things I’ve learned from a broken mirror
How a face can change when a heart knows fear

For all the things my eyes have seen, the best by far is you

If I could fly, then I would know
What life looks like from up above and down below
I’d keep you safe, I’d keep you dry
Don’t be afraid, Cecilia, I’m the satellite
And you’re the sky

Oh, Oh

I’ve café crawled through Amsterdam
Been around the world with a punk rock band
And I’ve seen London, and I’ve played Japan
I’ve been knocked down, I got up again

For all the places I have been, I’m no place without you

If I could fly, then I would know
What life looks like from up above and down below
I’d keep you safe, I’d keep you dry
Don’t be afraid, Cecilia, I’m the satellite
And you’re the sky

Oh, Oh
I’m the satellite
And you’re the sky

For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you

If I could fly, then I would know
What life looks like from up above and down below
I’d keep you safe, I’d keep you dry
Don’t be afraid, Cecilia, I’m the satellite
And you’re the sky
And you’re the sky
I’m the satellite
And you’re the sky
And you’re the sky

posted 3 days ago via morita with 2 notes


torigates:

darthtulip:

7/19/14: Green Thumb Toews

Tags via captainfantoewstic:

#I hope one day jonny really does get a twitter #and a week later a random instagram pops up #and its all just various photos of his vegetable garden and its progress

No, but can you imagine what happens once the vegetables are grown? Tazer showing up at the rink with three huge cucumbers and a bunch of lumpy tomatoes, all THEY GREW REALLY WELL THIS YEAR YOU GUYS SHOULD START EATING HEALTHY as he divides them up between any Hawks that seem to be falling behind in the nutrition regimen.

I’m sorry, but does this make anyone else want douchey hipster Tazer? HE TAKES HIS VEGGIES TO THE FARMER’S MARKET, HE HAS A PINTEREST WHERE HE PINS NOTHING BUT RECIPES FOR ORGANIC MEALS, AND KNITTED HAWKS CRAFTS, HIS INSTAGRAM IS NOTHING BUT PICTURES OF HIS FEET AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AFTER A LONG HIKE


7/19/14: “Do you guys ever do sleepovers when you guys go to hotels?”


brutalgeneration:

Upper East Side, New York City 105 (by Vivienne Gucwa)

brutalgeneration:

Upper East Side, New York City 105 (by Vivienne Gucwa)



"We don’t play on the same line any more, so that’s not a problem." (on the screaming on the bench)



apparently, jonny does not want a kiss (◡︿◡✿)

apparently, jonny does not want a kiss (◡︿◡✿)

posted 4 days ago via glovehand with 835 notes

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??