Alohomora

puckling:


paul martin   d e s t r o y i n g   me with cute  

Oh no. No, dnw. 

puckling:

paul martin   d e s t r o y i n g   me with cute 

Oh no. No, dnw. 


fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn



If I told anyone the espn fantasy hockey draft was tomorrow, I’m a dipshit. I just double checked and it’s actually scheduled for NEXT tuesday, Sept 23. 

I’m just trying to hurry the wait for hockey season along. 

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thisaintrachel:

gleeksandtheirconfessions:

It’s like you can favor anybody in the world over Chris but GOD FORBID it if you say you favor Darren over him.

He and I are the same age and the same ethnicity so it’s nice to have a bit of representation in Hollywood if you know what I mean. I like the tone of his voice and I find his public persona endearing. I liked the Potter musicals, but I liked the videos he posted on YouTube and the songs he posted on MySpace even more. I discovered him during a time in my life where my personal circumstances were extraordinary. I was living in the other side of the world having a blast, and I associate him with that. I saw him perform on Broadway and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I’ve had lots of opportunities, career and personal growth wise, because I was a member of his online fan community.
The other one … well, other people may be a fan of his acting. He may have won a Golden Globe but I’m not personally moved by it. He’s just another actor to me. I’m not fond of his books, nor am I fond of his public persona.
Chris Colfer does absolutely nothing for me, like how Darren Criss probably does absolutely nothing for you. 
God forbid I say I favour Darren over him?
Watch me. 

I FAVOR DARREN OVER CHRIS. Seriously? Who is Chris???? Kidding… but really, the only thing I know about Chris is his birthday is May 27th which makes him pretty cool, but other than that, I don’t care.

thisaintrachel:

gleeksandtheirconfessions:

It’s like you can favor anybody in the world over Chris but GOD FORBID it if you say you favor Darren over him.

He and I are the same age and the same ethnicity so it’s nice to have a bit of representation in Hollywood if you know what I mean. I like the tone of his voice and I find his public persona endearing. I liked the Potter musicals, but I liked the videos he posted on YouTube and the songs he posted on MySpace even more. I discovered him during a time in my life where my personal circumstances were extraordinary. I was living in the other side of the world having a blast, and I associate him with that. I saw him perform on Broadway and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I’ve had lots of opportunities, career and personal growth wise, because I was a member of his online fan community.

The other one … well, other people may be a fan of his acting. He may have won a Golden Globe but I’m not personally moved by it. He’s just another actor to me. I’m not fond of his books, nor am I fond of his public persona.

Chris Colfer does absolutely nothing for me, like how Darren Criss probably does absolutely nothing for you. 

God forbid I say I favour Darren over him?

Watch me. 

I FAVOR DARREN OVER CHRIS. Seriously? Who is Chris???? Kidding… but really, the only thing I know about Chris is his birthday is May 27th which makes him pretty cool, but other than that, I don’t care.


ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny



meggannn:

ashagreyioy:

honestly why are all these marauder’s era edits portraying them styled like they’re from the 50’s teddy boy era or something

really if they wore muggle clothes it’d be more like

image

#yes

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

Actually, my understanding is that intelligent dogs are harder to train. 


oduya:

can’t forget this one tho 

image

posted 1 day ago via lennonyoung · © oduya with 955 notes

queeniegalore:

hockeyphoto:

Patrick Kane.

Tag your porn, please.

queeniegalore:

hockeyphoto:

Patrick Kane.

Tag your porn, please.

posted 1 day ago via demotu · © hockeyphoto with 589 notes


lennonyoung replied to your post “I have to go to New Jersey next week and I’m getting worried about…”

You’re coming up from the south right? From what I know, traffic can be really dicey in Maryland. Once you hit the Philly area it can also slow a lot, and depending where you are in Jersey (like if you have to take I-95) that can also suck

yep but I’m actually flying so I’m literally only worried about the traffic once I get there, lol. I’m going to be around the Newark area though and have no clue what traffic is like. I’m sure I’ll figure it out, its just that thought of driving a rental car on roads I don’t know well with the potential of traffic that makes me nervous

posted 1 day ago

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind


tom-sits-like-a-whore:

ibongbakal:

bluemoon5510:

i-wontdance:

Ballet Dancers in random situations. Link Photos by Jordan Matter

http://iwontdance.com

This photo set is just so beautiful to me

Ballet dancers are the most flexible people ever.

don’t fuck with a ballet dancer because they can balance their entire body weight on the tips of their fucking toes and they can spin perfectly balanced while doing it so they are some hardcore motherfuckers